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So, when I was born my parents named me Samuel Johnson. Which is very flattering but I feel that a name like Mayonnaise Chlamydia Venusaur suits me better. The only thing is I'm poor and a name change runs about $200. So if you believe strongly enough that the world would be a better place with someone named Mayonnaise Venusaur walking around, that you would give a dollar or two to make sure that happens, then all you have to do is send that dollar or two to Mayonnaise.Venusaur@gmail.com via paypal.